Hey it's Joe Alan! I enjoy eating bacon and being shirtless in front of the mirror, usually at the same time. I also enjoy spending time with my beautiful wife, Melissa and my son, Grayson. I have two obese cats named Moses and Harold. Hit me up after 2. 800 544 9370, text me 56221.

I'm a big fan of music. Watersports are a huge part of who I am, I have a boat and dig wakeboarding. I'M ON A BOAT!!

If I'm not out boating, you can find me on my motorcycle(which is faster than Spencers.)

Certain people really tick me off, especially people who creep along in the fast lane while talking on their cell phones. I also despise people who are jerks to servers in a restaurant. I smile because I know that someone will spit in their food.

I like being around anything funny. Family Guy, Dumb and Dumber, ya know the basic non-sensical stuff that makes me laugh.